Your ignorance is absolutely astounding. It’s been almost 24 hours since I’ve stolen the First House Cup. 24 hours, and nothing. It's gotten to the point that I have to actually PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE that the First House Cup is gone. Really, people?
This is what you’re all so obsessed about, remember? Especially you, Seladangs - just because your House Captain went missing, you all lost sight of the prize?
Speaking about that, I know more than you think, trust me on this one. Check the pool. But let’s forget about that for a moment - I’d prefer not to lose anymore attention towards this prank than it already has.
Assuming that you have all caught up with my brilliance by now, I’ve decided to tell you that I’ve left a few clues here and there to its location. Normally, I’d leave you to freak out for a week or so (maybe even through the whole Games Carnival!) but I’ve been feeling unusually bored lately.
And what better way to spend my time, but make a game out of this whole murder mystery thing - oops did I say murder?
Have fun and good luck my fellow schoolmates.
(Bonus points if you can figure out who I am)